The Multi-Outfitted Skeleton of Volta Place Returns Again

Every year at this time, GM’s neighbors, Marnie and Dennis Kenney, post a skeleton on their stoop (above is a photo from a few years ago). And every day he or she (the skeleton is of indeterminate sex) gets a new, often increasingly creepy, outfit. Last night it was wearing a bridal veil, which is about the creepiest look a skeleton can have.

Here’s some more photo’s of Mr. or Mrs. Skeleton from years past. GM hopes the borderline disturbing ballerina makes a reappearance this year!

Here he is exploring his French impressionist side:

Here she is baking up a fine souffle:

Here he is getting ready for Bunker Hill:

Here he is welcoming a baby to the neighborhood (and probably creeping out some people too):

The aforementioned ballerina:

And after all of that, she finds her inner Gloria Swanson: