Old Stone House by Anokarina.
Good morning Georgetown, here’s the latest:
- If the ambulance asks, maybe you should tell them to go to Foggy Bottom instead.
- Listen, GM gets criticized for being too hard on Georgetown Cupcake sometimes. Fair enough, but stuff like this is why he’s a bit ambivalent over the store’s success.
- Final reminder: If you’re around at lunchtime, head over to the Ritz for a Q&A with your next mayor.
The Georgetown Metropolitan 
dear GM, if you actually read the article that you have linked to your first bullet point you’ll see that the article criticizes all DC hospitals not the Georgetown hospital. Last time I checked, Foggy Bottom was in the limits if the District of Columbia
I saw that article yesterday and wondered why GM wrote that title, too.
Still, I don’t trust that poll one little bit.
I’m an idiot. I completely misread (or rather, misperused) it. Thank you for calling me out on that. I’ll fix it when I get a chance.