AI Georgetown, Part III

On two previous occasions, I’ve tested the ability of AI to take the job of writing this website away from me. The results from the last experiment were so bad that I didn’t think I’d be able to slough off this job for a while.

But this technology is moving fast! Maybe it’s already good enough to give me a break! So I decided to ask Google’s AI to write just the sort of article I would write. In fact, I already wrote it! It’s one of my most read articles ever! But could AI do it as well?

So I decided to give it a try. I asked Google: Write an article in the style of the Georgetown Metropolitan where you discus the decline of college bars in Georgetown.

This is what it produced:

Once a bustling hub of college life, Georgetown’s iconic bars have seen a noticeable decline in recent years. The vibrant atmosphere that once characterized the neighborhood has been replaced by a more subdued, upscale vibe, leaving many students and alumni wondering what happened.

Several factors have contributed to this transformation. One significant reason is the rising cost of living in the District. As property values soar, businesses are forced to charge higher prices, making it increasingly difficult for students on limited budgets to afford a night out. This has led to a shift away from traditional bars towards more affordable options, such as house parties and BYOB events.

Moreover, the changing demographics of Georgetown have also played a role. The neighborhood has become increasingly affluent, attracting professionals and families who may have different preferences when it comes to nightlife. The demand for upscale restaurants and bars has grown, while the traditional college bar scene has diminished.

Finally, the emergence of social media and online platforms has altered the way young people socialize. In the past, bars were the primary gathering places for students to meet friends and have fun. Today, many young people prefer to connect online or through private events, reducing the need for traditional bars.

While the decline of college bars in Georgetown is a notable shift, it is important to note that the neighborhood still has a vibrant nightlife. The emergence of new bars and restaurants catering to a diverse clientele has helped to fill the void left by the disappearance of the traditional college bar scene. However, the loss of iconic establishments like the Tombs and the Bayou remains a bittersweet reminder of Georgetown’s changing landscape.

Still sounds like something someone would write when they didn’t do the required reading! Lots of BSing going on here. But still….not thaaaaaaat bad????

Can I outsource this soon? Probably not! And, of course, this is all just a joke anyway! Don’t worry, it’ll be flesh and blood writing this for a while still…