Second in our series of “Busriders Who Talk Too Loudly on Their Cellphone”, GM presents Woman Who Moved Here From LA. If you employ this woman, she’s not happy that you’re not paying for Blackberry, home Internet, and dinner at the office. If you’re dating her, you might be the person that she has “trust issues with”. It’s not entirely clear because at some point she realized that she’s “on the bus…on the BUS…the BUS…AUTOBUS, estoy en la AUTOBUS!” so an ounce of awareness finally crept in, although not enough to get her to hang up.
GM admits this isn’t the most embarrassing cell phone blather he’s heard on the bus, but just let it serve as a reminder: if you feel like having a loud cell phone conversation on the D2, a transcript very well may end up here.
Previously:
Blonde Guy Talking About Some Girl He’s Sort Of Dating
The Georgetown Metropolitan 
Keep these coming – they are better than DCist’s overheard and almost as good as eavesdropdc.blogspot.com
This feature rocks. Much better than my idea (imaginary of course) of grabbing the cellphone from their hands and throwing it out the window.
Also in my imagination the rest of the bus would break out in spontaneous applause.
I remember one time this woman was ordering pizza on the D2 and decided to pay with her credit card. She spoke loud enough that the entire bus was able to hear her home address and credit card number.