Don’t Look Surprised: Storefront Botox Clinic Coming

If you’re looking to look shave off some years from your face on the way home from Safeway, your opportunity is nigh. A storefront botox clinic is coming to the Wisconsin Ave. building.

The company is called Skin Spirit and it has locations across the US. It offers a variety of ways to artificially delay your inevitable descent into old age. If pumping your face with botulism doesn’t appeal to you, they’ll also flash your face with lasers and/or inject it with acid. And they’ll do whatever this is to your arm:

The clinic is supposed to open sometime this spring. Try to keep the wrinkles at bay in the meantime.

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One response to “Don’t Look Surprised: Storefront Botox Clinic Coming

  1. Susan Mathews

    This is really funny! Your writing is priceless! šŸ˜Š

    On Mon, Apr 11, 2022 at 10:01 AM The Georgetown Metropolitan wrote:

    > Topher posted: ” If you’re looking to look shave off some years from your > face on the way home from Safeway, your opportunity is nigh. A storefront > botox clinic is coming to the Wisconsin Ave. building. The company is > called Skin Spirit and it has locations across” >

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