The other day I noticed that one of my geranium plants in the planter in front of my house was gone. Due to a rash of package thefts in the past, we installed multiple cameras trained on the front. So it only took a few minutes of browsing to find the thief.
What is wrong with you? A small geranium plant like that costs like 8 bucks. Was it really worth it?
A neighbor told me that someone stole an anemone from the front of her house last week as well. And it’s the height of anemone bloom time, so it was especially annoying! Was it this same thief?
These are not the crimes of the century. But come on!! Why are you doing this???












We’ve had a guy stealing our actual Blink cameras the past few weeks in the middle of the night. We’ve gone through 3 so far, each installed a little higher up, trying to prevent theft, but alas.
I can only go so high and maintain wifi connection!
You would think that with a fancy dog like that she could afford to buy her own geranium!!! 😖
Wow totally premeditated too, with the plastic bag open and ready… !!! WTfff
Washingtonian would like to talk to the original poster or other Georgetowners who’ve experienced porch-pirate-plant-theft for a story on this! Please email kcorliss@washingtonian.com if you’d be interested in talking.