Please meet Socks! He’s the handsome boy you see above. His full name is Socrates, but GM thought that was a bit much for a dog’s name, so he’s been re-dubbed Socks.
GM’s family is fostering Socks for the City Dogs Rescue organization. He’s a six month old pointer who came to a rural West Virginia shelter as a stray. And he’s an incredibly sweet boy who loves nothing more than to head over to Volta Park and romp around with all his new furry friends.
As much as GM and his family has taken to him, the goal is still to find him a forever home so a new foster dog can take his place. So if you’re looking for an elegant and well behaved pup, reach out!
We the Pizza is a small chain created by DC-native and Top Chef contestant Spike Mendelsohn. He also is behind the burger chain, Good Stuff Eatery, which is already on M St. at 3291 M St. The new pizza place will go just down the block at 3237 M St. (the former Aldo store).
We the Pizza operates one express version of its store on U St. It’s unclear what makes it an “express” versus the normal version. It appears the menu is the same. Likely it means limited seating, but we’ll see.
Georgetown is hardly lacking in pizza options, and GM particularly like 60 Second Pizza for a (literally) quick bite and Pizzeria Paradiso for a sit-down meal. But he’ll never object to more pizza!
At least a handful of Georgetown properties were implicated in the “Pandora Papers”, which documented the way the ultra-rich use property to hide their wealth from government regulators. There surely are more in the neighborhood….
The ANC is meeting for its October session next Monday night via Zoom at its normal 6:30 pm time slot. The agenda is a full one but one item really jumps out at GM: The resolution concerning a proposed bike lane on Dumbarton St.
The city is proposing to add a contra-flow bike lane on Dumbarton St. This is a type of bike lane that the city has successfully installed across the city, particularly in the Capitol Hill neighborhood. It essentially adds a lane just for bikes in the opposite direction from the normal traffic. This is what it looks like:
To those not familiar with them, they appear weird. But they work, and they provide a way for cyclists to travel safely in both directions on a street. For that reason they are often installed on quieter less busy streets, as it gives them a safe option away from nearby more dangerous parallel routes.
The proposal for Dumbarton St. would not call for the removal of any parking. It would not limit the use of the road by anyone who currently uses it. It would simply add a new safer route for people traveling through Georgetown on a bike.
And, of course, people lost their goddam minds about it.
Starting off, the Commission expressed skepticism about the lane, primarily focused on the contradictory assertions that the lane is neither necessary nor good enough because it wouldn’t connect with other bike lanes. (“These bike lanes are terrible, and what small portions!”).
But then caller after caller from the public vented their spleens about how much they were offended that such a proposal was even put forth. Essentially the complaints boiled down to assertion that to provide this lane, you would attract cyclists. That’s it. That’s the complaint. Attracting cyclists is a priori viewed as an assault on a certain group of residents. And any facility built by the city to offer even meager protection to cyclists is viewed as nothing but an attractive nuisance by these upstanding residents.
And since that last meeting a five year old girl riding a bike was run over a killed right in front of her father in a DC crosswalk.
A contraflow bike lane would not have saved her. But her death was just part and parcel with a transportation system that says dead children is an acceptable cost of moving cars around. It’s a system that is willing to make roads safer only up until the point at which those measures slightly inconvenience an impatient driver or offend the sensibilities of a Georgetown homeowner who has never met a bicycle safety measure they didn’t object to.
It’s a system where a simple bike lane that removes not a lick of parking gets greeted with howls of condemnation and makes progress towards a future with genuinely zero traffic fatalities literally impossible. It’s a culture where safety advocates have to trade in tombstones to get speed bumps.
It’s so, so, so tiring to face the same pushback from the same people over and over again. People who swear up and down that they are for safe roads. (They even have a bike they use on the weekends!) But who will never actually back any measure to make roads safer if it means even the slightest inconvenience to a non-cyclist. Even when the inconvenience doesn’t actually exist, as is the case here.
And so the ANC will likely successfully block this lane, and a culture that produces ghost bikes with training wheels will just keep rolling on.
(Update: Literally minutes after this article was posted, yet another child was slammed into by a driver on DC streets. They’re already chalking it up/excusing it due to “the sun”):
My team responded to the scene. A child and a mother crossing the street were struck by a driver who was turning onto Georgia Avenue, whose vision was obstructed by the sun.
The French Market returns this weekend to Book Hill. The festivities start Friday and they run all the way till Sunday. Friday and Saturday, it is from 10 am to 5 pm, and on Sunday it’s noon to 5:00.
This is a return of an in-person French Market for the first time since the pandemic. There was a virtual French Market last spring, but this will be a return to the lively street fair that characterized the event in the past. This is a great opportunity for huge crowds to descend on Book Hill, with stores from Q to Reservoir out showing their wares on the sidewalk.
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