The Georgetown Metropolitan

If you are a registered voter, you should have received a mail-in ballot over the last week. And if you live in northwest Georgetown, I hope you will fill it out to vote for me for ANC! Here is how it appears on the ballot:

I’ve discussed my priorities for the ANC here, but if you’re a regular reader of the Georgetown Metropolitan you’ll know that, above all else, I love Georgetown and am wholly dedicated to it. I will bring the passion and commitment I’ve brought to this website to the role of ANC commissioner. I hope I’ve earned your support over these 15 years (and counting) covering our great neighborhood.

Here is a map of the SMD to see if you live in my district:

The district is mostly just north of Volta and west of Wisconsin, with the exception of the upper part of 32nd St. and the nearby blocks of Reservoir, R and S streets.

If you can and will vote for me, first, thank you!! Second, if you can, please let your neighbors know about your support, it is worth a million bucks in terms of persuasion. I’m in the process of canvassing, and if you’d be willing to accompany me on your block, I’d be hugely grateful! Please email me and we’ll set it up!

Good morning Georgetown, here’s the latest:

• Last night at about 5:00 there was a car jacking at 34th and Volta. A food delivery driver was out of her car when the thieves stole it and sped the wrong way up 34th St.
• Hobo bags opens in former John Fluevog space.

The annual Volta Park Fall Fest is set to take place this Saturday, from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. The weather looks like it will be a perfect autumn weekend, so come on out!

(And hopefully we can get a good long dry spell in before then to fully dry out the field. As recent visitors to the park surely saw, a leaking pipe was flooding the entire northwest corner of the park for months. After hearing from increasingly upset residents (including GM), the city finally came and shut the water off a couple weeks ago. At which point it promptly rained for four days straight….)

Here’s the info on the Fall Fest:

Volta Park’s Fall Festival is back on Saturday, October 15, from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.

Families and friends come together each year for live music from bluegrass band Split String Soup, food prepared by the Georgetown University Grilling Society, carnival games, a petting zoo, bouncing on two bounce houses, face painting, and more!

Good morning Georgetown, here’s the latest:

• Great photo from the top of Healy Hall showing west Georgetown in the 1890s.
• Berliner set to close on Oct. 23rd due to construction of the new hotel. Some itteration of the restaurant will likely return once the hotel is complete.

A new mattress store is coming to Wisconsin Ave. Specifically, Sleep Number is coming to 1239 Wisconsin Ave.

The signage on the window indicates that it’s coming Summer 2022. As you may have noticed, Summer 2022 is now in the past. So lacking a time machine, Sleep Number will probably not open by then. (And were they to actually have a time machine, they probably should get into a different business than selling mattresses.)

This business will fill a space that has been empty a couple years since the Ann Taylor Loft closed.

The ANC met for its October session Monday night (recording here). As GM previewed last week, there were plenty of community updates. Here are the highlights:

Crime:

Two law enforcement representatives spoke to the commission this week. The first was Lt. Murzig from MPD. His job was somewhat easy this month as he was able to report that crime was low throughout Georgetown over the past month. For instance there were only 3 reported thefts from auto, which is quite low for Georgetown. There were 5 burglaries, all of which were from retail stores over the nighttime. He also suggested that anyone who captures a crime on their security cameras (such as someone jumping you garden fence) should send it along to MPD. While they will probably not open an investigation into it, they can document it and possibly use it in the future with other investigations.

Later Cpt. Jon Hofflinger from United States Park Police spoke. With all the national parks around Georgetown (including the waterfront park and Rock Creek) the USPP is the primary law enforcement agency for these areas. He didn’t have any particular reports to offer, but wanted a chance to explain USPP’s role and how they may end up handling crimes occurring in the neighborhood. Peggy Sands from the Georgetowner asked whether the migrant situation has manifested in tent encampments in parkland in Georgetown. Hofflinger answered no, suggesting that that issue primarily centers in the downtown parks.

Emails:

DC council’s email addresses have changed! The end of the emails are no longer @dccouncil.us. If you want to email the council, the address now ends @dccouncil.gov. Keep that in mind!

Parking:

A representative from Councilmember Pinto’s office spoke. Notably she discussed how the councilmember has backed a bill that would shrink parking zones from the ward to the ANC. This is an issue GM has discussed a bunch in the past. In short, under the proposal you would get exempted from the two hour parking limit only in your ANC (i.e. Georgetown). What that would mean is that Georgetown residents couldn’t park unlimited in, say, Shaw or Dupont anymore. But it also would mean that Shaw and Dupont residents can’t park unlimited in Georgetown anymore. Seeing as the point of residential parking permits are to let you park near your home, this would seem to make sense. But people who use their parking permits to park in other people’s neighborhoods have strong feelings about that! Chair Rick Murphy suggested that Pinto was potentially poking a bear with this proposal. And later, former ANC commissioner Ed Solomon called in to complain that changing parking rules is pointless without enforcement, which can seem lacking in Georgetown. GM has heard these proposals discussed for many years, and suggests that status quo bias is extremely strong.

Good morning Georgetown, here’s the latest:

• The Black Georgetown Remembered walking tour has be re-scheduled for this Saturday.
• GU alums started Sweet Green. This program is hoping to produce a lot more Sweet Greens.

This is a photo of Georgetown. Except it’s not really. It’s an image produced from scratch by artificial intelligence. In this case, it’s Dalle-2 that generated it. The technology is really profound. It produces the image not from simply grabbing some images off the internet and cutting-and-pasting them together. It comes up with the image from the absolute ground up.

All you have to do is give the system a prompt and second later you get four examples, each of which is a completely new and unique image. For the photo above, GM asked for “Black and White photo of Georgetown DC” and voila. Here are the other photos from the same prompt:

They are, of course, not truly accurate photos of actual Georgetown streets. But it’s pretty incredible how close to real they feel. All three of these photos could be of blocks of lower Georgetown.

Good morning Georgetown, here’s the latest:

• Greater Greater Washington endorses me for ANC 2E02!! They say that I am a “a true standout among those who are highly engaged in Georgetown.” Thank you GGW!
• Rare 18th century home for sale on N St.