The Georgetown Metropolitan

Although the snowstorm will cause some delay, many people around Georgetown are ready to take down their Christmas trees and chuck all festive decorations to the curb or attic. But GM will make this annual plea: Please keep up your lights!

Good morning Georgetown, here’s the latest:

• Penthouse sold in the Ritz Carlton sets new record price for DC.
• Three fires in Georgetown on New Years.

Good morning Georgetown, here’s the latest:

• Tree falls on the new canal boat, but it looks like any damage is minimal.
• Remember to shovel your sidewalks!

2022 has arrived and Georgetown remains safely guarded from Decepticons as our own transformers, Bumblebee and Optimus Prime, remain on sentry along Prospect St.

But they protect us illicitly; according to the pointy-heads at the Commission of Fine Arts, the robots were supposed to be removed by now. Specifically, back in May the homeowner was granted a six month permit to keep them up. The six months were supposed to start counting from the date of the application. It’s unclear to GM what exact day that was, but it’s certainly more than six months ago at this point.

So if you have dawdled, it’s probably time to rush and get your selfie in.

But until then: Oh say does those gear-spangled transformers yet wave, o’r the land of the Free and the home of the Brave.

Happy New Year Georgetown, here’s the latest:

• GU starting off virtually this semester.
• A driver on Prospect St. struck a child, who had to be taken to the hospital with serious injuries.
• La Jolie Bleu sadly closed.
• The Gap is closing too, leaving a huge, well, gap in the street.
• Also, Socks got adopted!!

GM is going to wish you all Happy Holidays and sign off for the year. See you in 2022!