Dixie Liquors by Kevin H.
Good morning Georgetown, hope you’re already chilling your champagne by now:
Heartbreaking flyer seen around town:
Last seen wearing a purple collar with an ID tag. Has upper respiratory virus and sneezes a lot.
Last seen Wednesday September 30, 2009 at 28th and Olive Streets, NW
Please call anytime
GM is still a little torn up about Le Tigre, so keep an eye out for a sneezy gray cat Georgetown.
From reader Jarryd:
Thanks for mentioning my lost newfoundland, saw the quote in the Express. Would you mind posting her lost blog findmydogalli.blogspot.com on your blog? We miss her a ton, and I promise once I find her I will personally take down every sign I have put up.
Done and done. If you see a large black shaggy dog with a white patch on her chest, contact Jarryd at email@example.com.