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GM’s been reading a book recently arguing for the Many Worlds interpretation of quantum physics. In short, this view states that every quantum event causes the universe to split into multiple new worlds, one for each possible outcome of the event. It’s not quite right to say that every possible macro-level event has occurred, since not every such event is tied to a quantum event. But it’s still a distinct possibility that many things that could have happened, actually did.

One such event that could have happened was former Ward Two Councilmember Jack Evans deciding not to run for reelection four years ago. He had just lost his long-shot bid for mayor two years prior, and he left his lucrative side job at Patton Boggs. He had served as Councilmember since 1991. While many would disagree with his priorities, his tenure as Chair of the Finance Committee contributed greatly towards the financial health of the city. He could have ridden off into retirement and well paying consulting work.

GM would like to believe that somewhere out there in Hilbert space, that Jack exists.

Unfortunately, we did not end up on that branch of reality.

On our branch, Jack ran again and won reelection. Then he apparently got short on cash and started blatantly selling his influence. The investigations found more and more unseemly behavior. He was kicked off the board of WMATA. The Council stepped in and were days away from making Evans the first ever councilmember expelled. Then he quit in disgrace.

But rather than walk away and hope for an eventual rehabilitation of his reputation, Evans jumped into a crowded field of candidates running for the same seat he just quit. It was an obviously callous attempt to take advantage of split votes to get back his job and parking privileges (although he laughingly claimed he wouldn’t accept the this time around).

Well most of the votes are in, and Evans lost. Really badly.

As of this morning, the Board of Elections is reporting that Jack only got 293 votes (so far). That puts him in seventh place, ahead of only Daniel Hernandez, who barely ran a campaign at all. He got fewer votes from the entire ward than his ANC Commissioner got from his small district in the last election. It was truly an embarrassment.

What this means for his ability to find work in the private sector is unclear. But it almost certainly marks the end of a political career that should’ve been over already.

As for the winner of the Democratic primary, that is also unclear. As of this morning Brooke Pinto is leading Patrick Kennedy by about 100 votes (2,150 to 2,048). But lots of mail-in ballots are outstanding, so the lead could change.

Photo by Tyler Merbier.

Good morning Georgetown, here’s the latest:

• Georgetown resident appeals to the better angels of the looters, and gets assaulted instead.
• More on cleanup.
• Police officers mistakenly told voters they had to go home for the curfew last night, but thankfully polling volunteers quickly corrected him. The final result will likely not be known for a while due to the high number of mail in ballots.

3000 block of Dumbarton St.

After two nights of increasing vandalism targeting commercial establishments in Georgetown, shopkeepers went into lockdown mode last night. In a truly bizarre scene, dozens of construction crews were out throwing up plywood as the sun went down. It was as if a hurricane were about to strike.

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Photo by Joe Flood.

Good morning Georgetown, here’s the latest:

• Looting in Georgetown Sunday night. A partial list of the stores hit: the CVS, the Intermix, See of Georgetown, Morgans. At the time GM wrote this, Monday night’s damage was unknown.
• GO VOTE TODAY IF YOU HAVEN’T! The curfew is in effect after 7pm, but the polls are open until 8 pm and you are permitted to be out to vote after 7 pm. That said, it’s probably advisable to do it earlier if possible! GM thinks you should vote for Patrick Kennedy, but just please vote at all!

1000 block of 33rd St.

This week for Georgetown Time Machine, GM is traveling not that long ago, and visiting a building that hardly looks that different, but it’s a fun visit anyhow.

The photo, from 1992 (and the DC Historical Society) is of the northeast corner of N and Wisconsin. It shows the building much as it looked when it was a Little Tavern burger shop.

GM has previously dug into the history of this location. It probably had just closed down the year prior to the photo above, when most of the chain’s locations closed. Here’s what it looked like when it was open:

The building has hardly changed in the years since, even though Paolo’s occupied the space for decades (after briefly being Stousey’s). The original green color of the burger shop is actually showing up as Paolo’s paint continues to peel.

There’s something about the jaunty colors and the sunlight in the top photo that gives the scene a bit of an Edward Hopper vibe. It’s no Nighthawks, but the artist would probably appreciate the scene nonetheless.

Photo by John Weiss.

Good morning Georgetown, here’s the latest:

• Tomorrow is election day! But you can still vote early today at Hardy School.
• A handful of Georgetown shops were looted Saturday night.

3300 block of Q St.